The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Ryland. Ryland does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.