The Doink Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.