The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.