The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.