The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Ryland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.