The Phantom Flag Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.