The Phantom Flag Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.