The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Ryland makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.