The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.