The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ryland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.