The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ryland makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.