The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.