The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ryland's stadium. Only over Ryland.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.