The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Brown loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.