The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.