The Hamstring Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.