The Committee Backfield Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.