The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Brown runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.