The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Coach says Brown is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.