The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.