The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Brown gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.