The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.