The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.