The Stuffed Run Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Brown breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.