The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
75%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.