The Fumble Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Brown rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.