The Stuffed Run Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.