The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.