The Snap Count Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.