The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.