The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.