The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.