The Snap Count Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Coach says Brown is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.