The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.