The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Brown runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.