The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Ref: "Number Dike, that's a flag." Dike: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.