The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dike's stadium. Only over Dike.
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.