The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dike's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.