The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Ref: "Number Dike, that's a flag." Dike: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.