The Butter-Finger Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.