The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dike's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.