The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.