The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.