The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.