The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Dike's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dike drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.