The Late Scratch Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dike's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.