The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.