The Inch-Short Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.