The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.