The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dike's stadium. Only over Dike.
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.